Dating, but funny

Kick the ick.
Kiss the crush.

Fling a card left to KICK it into orbit, fling it right to KISS — and when two people kiss each other, that's a match and the chat is open. Dating apps got boring. This one has a cartoon boot.

  • 18+ only
  • 100 free swipes a day
  • No download — plays in your browser
How it plays

Three steps. Zero small talk about small talk.

You already know how to swipe. We just made the swipes honest — and gave them sound effects.

Deal the deck

Set up your card in a minute: your photos, your age, your city, the stuff you love. Then the deck starts dealing, and cards from your own city come first.

Pass the verdict

Fling left and a cartoon boot punts the card into orbit. Fling right and giant lips smack it with a MWAH. Every verdict lands with a proper sound.

Match and chat

A match is exactly two people who kissed each other — no mystery algorithm deciding your love life. Chat opens instantly, with typing dots and read receipts.

The verdicts

Every swipe is a tiny cartoon

Other apps whisper your rejection into a database. Ours has a boot.

The KICK

A boot flies in from the side and punts the card clean off your screen — POW, sparks, the whole choreography. Petty? Yes. Satisfying? Enormously. Kicks nudge a card's reputation down, so the ick has consequences.

The KISS

Giant lips land right on the photo with a heart storm and an audible smooch. Kisses raise a card's reputation — and if they've already kissed you, this one turns into a match on the spot.

Your card carries a public reputation score, earned one verdict at a time. Yes, it is a popularity contest. At least this one admits it. 💅

Power-ups

Unfair advantages, fairly priced

The free game is the whole game. These just make it louder.

5 credits · 1 hour

Kick Shield

For one glorious hour, no free kick can touch your card. Boots bounce off with a clank and a skeleton holds up a PROTECTED sign. That leaves your haters three options: kiss you, keep scrolling, or pay for a Super Kick. All three are victories.

1 credit

Kiss Bomb

A kiss with a warhead. Lock on, launch, detonate in a heart-shaped shockwave: they get triple reputation, and your card jumps to the front of their deck flying a gold flag. Subtle? No. Effective? Extremely.

1 credit

Super Kick

Someone hiding behind a Kick Shield? A flying kung-fu mega-kick shatters it like a pane of glass — slow-motion cracks, falling shards, dramatic freeze-frame — and delivers your verdict anyway. HI-YA.

Power-ups run on your shared Lumora credit balance, and every account gets 20 free credits a month. Playing costs nothing: 100 free swipes every day. Credits live in your Lumora account.

Safety

Flirty, not creepy

The jokes are silly. The safety tools are not.

Adults only

KickOrKiss is 18+, full stop. Ages outside 18–99 are rejected at the door, never quietly rounded.

Kick out of chat

Done with a conversation? Kick them out. The match dissolves for both sides instantly — and not even a Kick Shield can keep you in a chat you want to leave.

Block & report

One tap blocks someone in both directions — chat, matches and decks. Reports go straight to us, with an option to block at the same time.

Clean photos

Photos are resized on your own device before upload, which strips hidden location data. What you post is the picture — not your GPS coordinates.

Anywhere

Feels like an app. Weighs nothing.

Install in one tap

KickOrKiss runs in the browser on any phone or computer — nothing to download, nothing to update. Want it on your home screen? Install it straight from the browser, full-screen with its own icon — one tap on Android and desktop, Share then Add to Home Screen on iPhone.

Near you, worldwide

Pick your city from a list of more than 3,000 real places and your deck leads with cards from nearby — unless someone Kiss-Bombed you, in which case they cut the line. Fair? No. Funny? Yes.

FAQ

Fair questions

What is KickOrKiss?

A dating game that runs in your browser: fling a profile card left to KICK, fling it right to KISS. When two people kiss each other, that's a match and a private chat opens. It's dating with the awkward parts replaced by cartoon boots and flying lips.

Is it really free?

Yes. Playing is free with 100 swipes every day. Optional power-ups use Lumora credits, and every account gets 20 free credits a month — enough to bomb a few crushes without ever paying.

How do matches work?

A match is exactly two people who kissed each other — nothing more mysterious than that. The moment it happens, chat opens with typing dots and read receipts. If either of you later takes the kiss back, the match dissolves.

What does a Kick Shield actually do?

It makes free kicks useless against you for one hour, for 5 credits. Boots bounce off with a clank, and the kicker has three options: kiss you, move on, or spend a credit on a Super Kick. It is the most smug hour money can buy.

And the Kiss Bomb and Super Kick?

One credit each. The Kiss Bomb gives them triple reputation and puts your card at the front of their deck with a gold flag. The Super Kick smashes through a Kick Shield — slow-motion glass and all — for that one verdict.

Is it safe?

KickOrKiss is 18+ only. Every chat has block, report and kick-out controls, and kicking someone out of a chat always works — a shield can never trap you in a conversation. Photos are downscaled on your device before upload, which strips location metadata.

Do I need to download anything?

No. It plays in the browser, and installing it is easy: one tap on Android and desktop, or Share then Add to Home Screen on iPhone — full screen, own icon, no browser bars.

Someone nearby is about to kick you. Beat them to it.

Free to play, funny on purpose, and the boots are always polished.

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